Cool, creamy and tangy, this honey kefir and coconut ice cream garnished with fresh berries, is the perfect treat for a hot day!
I've hurt myself in some pretty embarrassing ways. There was the time in elementary school when I tore the water cap behind my knee while pretending to be injured. It was all a ruse so I didn't have to go to the pool with my neighbor. I ended up on crutches for 2 weeks. Then there was the time slipped on the wet marble floor outside my sophomore literature class in front of, oh, maybe 100 or so people. I fell on my butt, and bruised it so badly I could barely sit for the next week. And of course, we can't forget the three scars on my face from two separate dog bites...in the same week (not from our fluffies of course). The next week I had to go to the Bahamas with stitches all over my face, somewhat traumatizing for a middle schooler already deep into her awkward phase.
This ice cream may be responsible for one of the most embarrassing injuries of my life. Yes, ice cream actually caused me bodily harm and I'm not talking about my arteries.
Scott and I were lounging on the couch watching a really intelligent and deep documentary. Okay, I lied. We were watching The Bachelorette. Anyway, I had just made this frozen kefir the night before and decided to store it still in the ice cream maker in our overpacked freezer. Bad idea.
It was stuck under the ice maker, so I gave it a hard tug. Maybe a little too hard. It came flying out of the freezer and on to my foot.
I let out a loud scream and Scott came running (after hitting pause on The Bachelorette, of course). Woah, it hurt! The pain shot up from my ankle all the way to my knee. Luckily, it hit my foot and not my toes, cause there's no way they would have survived that unbroken.
The next day as I was limping around with my leg wrapped, everyone kept asking me what happened. How awkward to have to say, "Umm, ice cream." I think I was judged. Especially when I was at a student's nutrition presentation where I had served as the outside expert.
Clearly, me and this ice cream didn't get off to a very good start. I could hold that against it, but it's so tasty I quickly forgot about my injury. Especially as I ate a bowl of it curled up on the couch with the cold bowl balanced on my hurt ankle. Multitasking!
If you struggle with mindlessly eating ice cream when a big batch is around (I do!), then you'll love this single serving ice cream maker. We got it as a wedding present and use it all the time in the summer to make mini-batches of ice cream. You can always keep the unfrozen ice cream mix in the fridge and enjoy it freshly made, which tastes best! After dropping my gallon ice cream maker on my foot, I really wish this was the one I used :(
Kefir Ice Cream
Makes 6 cups
Definitely use full fat kefir and coconut for this ice cream, as the higher water content in lower fat dairy will make it icy. You could also swap plain yogurt or buttermilk for the kefir. The vodka helps it keep a better consistency when frozen.
4 egg yolks
1/2 cup honey
1 can full fat coconut milk
2 1/4 cups plain organic kefir, preferably full fat
2 teaspoons vodka
Fresh berries, for serving
In a medium bowl, whisk egg yolks and honey together until well combined.
In a medium pot, heat the coconut milk and 1 1/4 cups kefir over medium-low heat, stirring frequently. When the mixture reaches about 150 degrees on a candy thermometer (very hot with steam forming, but not boiling or simmering), remove from heat and pour slowly into the yolk mixture, whisking constantly. Cover and refrigerate 4 hours or overnight.
When ready to make, pour the remaining cup of kefir and vodka into the mixture and stir to combine. Pour into an ice cream maker and churn according to instructions. When the ice cream is very thick, scoop out into a container, placing a sheet of plastic wrap over the surface, and freeze at least 2 hours.
Before serving, let the ice cream sit on the counter 10 minutes to soften.